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Egyptian Heritage Rights Group sues to ban rave parties and laser light shows at Giza Pyramids

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·5 Nov, 12:16 pm
Egyptian Heritage Rights Group sues to ban rave parties and laser light shows at Giza Pyramids — Egypt
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The State Council Administrative Court has adjourned proceedings in a landmark case seeking to halt commercial entertainment within the Giza Pyramids perimeter until January 2, 2027, granting litigating parties time to examine newly submitted case files. Case #1958 (Judicial Year 80), brought against the Minister of Tourism and Antiquities, the Secretary-General of the Supreme Council … The post Egyptian Heritage Rights Group sues to ban rave parties and laser light shows at Giza Pyramids appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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