The Straight Version
El Salvador is deploying 2,000 soldiers to Haiti to assist in a rescue mission after a UN-backed ambush.
The UNHINGED Take
Bukele is treating Haiti like a private expansion pack for his gang war hobby. It is a desperate, messy power play that makes the UN look like a pathetic, headless chicken.
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The Bottom Line
COLONIAL LARP SESSION / 10
Bukele is treating Haiti like a private expansion pack for his gang war hobby.
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Bukele is treating Haiti like a private expansion pack for his gang war hobby. COLONIAL LARP SESSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/el-salvador-pledges-more-than-2-000-soldiers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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