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Stephen Curry, Warriors hold nerve to beat Timberwolves in tight NBA battle

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 07:25 am
Stephen Curry, Warriors hold nerve to beat Timberwolves in tight NBA battle — Egypt
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The Straight Version

The Warriors, 76ers, and Cavaliers secured wins in their respective NBA matchups against the Timberwolves, Pacers, and Wizards.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine sweating over millionaire man-children throwing a rubber ball into a hoop while the real world burns down around your pathetic, sedentary ass.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10

Imagine sweating over millionaire man-children throwing a rubber ball into a hoop while the real world burns down around your pathetic, sedentary ass.

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Imagine sweating over millionaire man-children throwing a rubber ball into a hoop while the real world burns down around your pathetic, sedentary ass. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/stephen-curry-warriors-hold-nerve-to-beat-timberwolves #NZElec

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