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France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:15 am
France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police — Egypt
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The Straight Version

There were hundreds of arrests as protesters took to the streets in cities across France for the third weekend in a row.

The UNHINGED Take

"France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/france-launches-attempted-murder-investigation-after-petrol-bomb #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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