The Straight Version
There were hundreds of arrests as protesters took to the streets in cities across France for the third weekend in a row.
The UNHINGED Take
"France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"France launches attempted murder investigation after petrol bomb thrown at police" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/france-launches-attempted-murder-investigation-after-petrol-bomb #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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