The Straight Version
Iran warns a renewed US war could outlast the Iran-Iraq conflict, while Trump hints Washington still has targets.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's Twitter rant is child's play, while Iran's beads of fire spin a nuclear roulette that violates every weird law of physics.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Trump's Twitter rant is child's play, while Iran's beads of fire spin a nuclear roulette that violates every weird law of physics.
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Trump's Twitter rant is child's play, while Iran's beads of fire spin a nuclear roulette that violates every weird law of physics. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/iran-warns-renewed-war-with-us-could-outlast #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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