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Girl seriously injured in wolf attack at German wildlife park

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·28 Oct, 10:08 pm
Girl seriously injured in wolf attack at German wildlife park — Egypt
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The Straight Version

The eight-year-old was in an enclosure with other children and a staff member when she was attacked.

The UNHINGED Take

"Girl seriously injured in wolf attack at German wildlife park" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Girl seriously injured in wolf attack at German wildlife park" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Girl seriously injured in wolf attack at German wildlife park" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/girl-seriously-injured-in-wolf-attack-at-german #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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