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Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 10:11 pm
Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Questions are being raised about Spain's rail safety as authorities launch an official investigation into the cause of Wednesday's high-speed train collision, which killed at least 68 people and wounded around 100 more, in the country's second fatal rail crash this year.

The UNHINGED Take

"Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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