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Hurghada International Airport breaks all-time traffic record with 67,000 passengers in a single day

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·5 Nov, 12:08 pm
Hurghada International Airport breaks all-time traffic record with 67,000 passengers in a single day — Egypt
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The Straight Version

67,000 passengers squeezed into Hurghada airport in one day, shattering every previous record.

The UNHINGED Take

Luxury cruisers and million dollar holidays backfilling empty seats for egos bigger than Egypt's budget airlines. These muppets think airports are cathedrals.

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Luxury cruisers and million dollar holidays backfilling empty seats for egos bigger than Egypt's budget airlines.

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