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Iran's Khamenei warns US and Israel against new attacks

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 05:00 pm
Iran's Khamenei warns US and Israel against new attacks — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Iran’s Khamenei shouted a warning to the US and Israel not to storm the Middle East again.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump & Netanyahu think they’re the only battalion that matters, while Khamenei just hums the warning like it’s a new pop song.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump & Netanyahu think they’re the only battalion that matters, while Khamenei just hums the warning like it’s a new pop song.

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Trump & Netanyahu think they’re the only battalion that matters, while Khamenei just hums the warning like it’s a new pop song. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/irans-khamenei-warns-us-and-israel-against-new #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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