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🔴 Live: Interior ministry says some 320,000 people protest across France as unrest flares

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 04:45 pm
🔴 Live: Interior ministry says some 320,000 people protest across France as unrest flares — Egypt
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The Straight Version

About 320,000 in France protest nationwide, anger flares worldwide.

The UNHINGED Take

Yalla! 320,000 French swarm streets, chanting 'More cheese!' while the Eiffel Tower yawns, thinking rent's still due.

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Epic Failure / 10

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