The Straight Version
Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi held separate phone calls with his counterparts in Oman and Saudi Arabia to discuss regional peace and the Strait of Hormuz
The UNHINGED Take
Araghchi talking to those khawagas in Saudi and Oman, what's the point ya3ni, they're all just gonna lie to each other's faces and smile for the cameras, and we're still stuck in this mess, mashallah, and by the way, who uses Telegram anymore, is he trying to be cool or something, habibi
The Bottom Line
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Araghchi talking to those khawagas in Saudi and Oman, what's the point ya3ni, they're all just gonna lie to each other's faces and smile for the cameras, and we're still stuck in this mess, mashallah, and by the way, who uses Telegram anymore, is he trying to be cool or something, habibi
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Araghchi talking to those khawagas in Saudi and Oman, what's the point ya3ni, they're all just gonna lie to each other's faces and smile for the cameras, and we're still stuck in this mess, mashallah, and by the way, who uses Telegram anymore, is he trying to be cool or
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