The Straight Version
Jordanian security officer killed in stabbing near Sri Lankan embassy in Amman.
The UNHINGED Take
A Jordanian officer got one slash, now he's ash; the killer probably runs on crisis cash from the Sri Lankan embassy. Who invited security threats to a diplomatic feast?
The Bottom Line
SLASHED DIPLOMACY / 10
A Jordanian officer got one slash, now he's ash; the killer probably runs on crisis cash from the Sri Lankan embassy.
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