The Straight Version
Paraguay President Santiago Peña resigns after bank collapse and impeachment trial.
The UNHINGED Take
Paraguay’s Peña’s bank went kaput; he gallops out of office like a camel that’d lost its hump while the lower house of congress throws its impeachment stone—when the money dies, so does the joke.
The Bottom Line
BANK BUSTED / 10
Paraguay’s Peña’s bank went kaput; he gallops out of office like a camel that’d lost its hump while the lower house of congress throws its impeachment stone—when the money dies, so does the joke.
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Paraguay’s Peña’s bank went kaput; he gallops out of office like a camel that’d lost its hump while the lower house of congress throws its impeachment stone—when the money dies, so does the joke. BANK BUSTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/paraguay-president-santiago-
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