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Marco Rubio denies plans to resign as 2028 speculation grows

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 12:24 am
Marco Rubio denies plans to resign as 2028 speculation grows — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Rubio denies resignation plans, vows to stay through Trump's term.

The UNHINGED Take

Rubio thinks playing political thespian wins sweat, but Trump's puppetry still shows he's a powerless clown. He’s a pretentiously‑tired feather in a storm of macho lies.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Rubio thinks playing political thespian wins sweat, but Trump's puppetry still shows he's a powerless clown.

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Rubio thinks playing political thespian wins sweat, but Trump's puppetry still shows he's a powerless clown. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/marco-rubio-denies-plans-to-resign-as-2028 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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