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Turkiye’s parliament ratifies Mecca defence agreement

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 12:15 am
Turkiye’s parliament ratifies Mecca defence agreement — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Parliament's approval lays the groundwork for further Turkish involvement in Saudi Arabia's conflict with the Houthis.

The UNHINGED Take

"Turkiye’s parliament ratifies Mecca defence agreement" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Turkiye’s parliament ratifies Mecca defence agreement" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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