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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:22 pm
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens to freeze workers' pay and hike fares, citing a €2bn fuel cost from the Iran conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Ryanair's pilots worship pennies while desert tax men wait for Tehran to drop a bomb hit, turning fares into an Egyptian 'mish mashá' of debt.

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The Bottom Line

FOOLISH FUEL FREAK / 10

Ryanair's pilots worship pennies while desert tax men wait for Tehran to drop a bomb hit, turning fares into an Egyptian 'mish mashá' of debt.

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Ryanair's pilots worship pennies while desert tax men wait for Tehran to drop a bomb hit, turning fares into an Egyptian 'mish mashá' of debt. FOOLISH FUEL FREAK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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