The Straight Version
Ryanair threatens to freeze workers' pay and hike fares, citing a €2bn fuel cost from the Iran conflict.
The UNHINGED Take
Ryanair's pilots worship pennies while desert tax men wait for Tehran to drop a bomb hit, turning fares into an Egyptian 'mish mashá' of debt.

The Bottom Line
FOOLISH FUEL FREAK / 10
Ryanair's pilots worship pennies while desert tax men wait for Tehran to drop a bomb hit, turning fares into an Egyptian 'mish mashá' of debt.
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