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Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:51 pm
Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Shop freezers in six European countries suddenly spiked to 50°C.

The UNHINGED Take

Hackers dared Europe's chillers into sauna mode, turning groceries to ice cave failures. Now, frozen goods cheer 50°C, guilt‑free, as banks peddle 'spice‑upgrade' to thaw this fiasco.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Hackers dared Europe's chillers into sauna mode, turning groceries to ice cave failures.

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