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Senegal hosts Africa’s first Olympics

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 06:56 pm
Senegal hosts Africa’s first Olympics — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Senegal will host Africa's first Youth Olympic Games.

The UNHINGED Take

Olympic Committee head flexes like a camel in a Sphinx parade—crushing bronze dreams into concrete nightmares.

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MIRAGE BRAIN / 10

Olympic Committee head flexes like a camel in a Sphinx parade—crushing bronze dreams into concrete nightmares.

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Olympic Committee head flexes like a camel in a Sphinx parade—crushing bronze dreams into concrete nightmares. MIRAGE BRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/senegal-hosts-africas-first-olympics #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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