The Straight Version
Senegal will host Africa's first Youth Olympic Games.
The UNHINGED Take
Olympic Committee head flexes like a camel in a Sphinx parade—crushing bronze dreams into concrete nightmares.

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Olympic Committee head flexes like a camel in a Sphinx parade—crushing bronze dreams into concrete nightmares.
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