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Syria says it foiled Hezbollah plot to target Homs oil refinery

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 03:47 pm
Syria says it foiled Hezbollah plot to target Homs oil refinery — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Syria claims it stopped a Hezbollah plan to bomb the Homs refinery; Hezbollah denies any presence.

The UNHINGED Take

Syria’s drama stole a phantom plot, only to gasp at Hezbollah’s disappearance. The ‘scheme’ is as real as your trust in politicians—flawed like bread in a market.

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FRAUDULENT SHADOW / 10

Syria’s drama stole a phantom plot, only to gasp at Hezbollah’s disappearance.

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