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US midterms: Michigan Senate candidate El-Sayed becomes Democrats' rising star

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 03:41 pm
US midterms: Michigan Senate candidate El-Sayed becomes Democrats' rising star — Egypt
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The Straight Version

El‑Sayed leads Mike Rogers in Michigan Senate race, emerging as Democratic rising star.

The UNHINGED Take

El‑Sayed's dream‑team of party fire flies over Rogers’ rotten coal, while the Democrats applaud a spoiler. Michigan’s got a new soap‑opera star, and Republicans are still searching for a plot.

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El‑Sayed's dream‑team of party fire flies over Rogers’ rotten coal, while the Democrats applaud a spoiler.

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El‑Sayed's dream‑team of party fire flies over Rogers’ rotten coal, while the Democrats applaud a spoiler. STAGE FLING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/us-midterms-michigan-senate-candidate-el-sayed-becomes #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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