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The GOP’s 2026 Trump problem, in 2 charts

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·28 Jul, 12:18 pm
The GOP’s 2026 Trump problem, in 2 charts — Egypt
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The Straight Version

The GOP is facing a problem with President Donald Trump's declining popularity ahead of the 2026 midterm elections

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Ya3ni, Trump is like a felafel that's been sitting in the sun too long, everybody knows he's bad news but the Republicans are too busy kissing up to him to care, mashallah. His popularity is going down faster than a microbus on the Ring Road during rush hour. And of course, the Republicans are just standing there like a bunch of bonta making fools of themselves, khair inshallah they'll get what's coming to them.

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Ya3ni, Trump is like a felafel that's been sitting in the sun too long, everybody knows he's bad news but the Republicans are too busy kissing up to him to care, mashallah.

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