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US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 02:28 am
US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as Trump signals progress in talks — Egypt
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The Straight Version

US bombed Iran's Qeshm Island while Trump claimed talks were making headway.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's peace talk is a joke, as the US dials up Qeshm like a careless drunk. Whiskey shot, Iran's waters corked, no diplomacy, just fruitless boorish war.

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The Bottom Line

JAW DROPPING HYPOCRISY / 10

Trump's peace talk is a joke, as the US dials up Qeshm like a careless drunk.

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Trump's peace talk is a joke, as the US dials up Qeshm like a careless drunk. JAW DROPPING HYPOCRISY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/us-strikes-irans-qeshm-island-as-trump-signals #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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