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California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 05:13 am
California’s Bay Area debates data centres ahead of US midterm elections — Spain
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The Straight Version

Seven Bay Area cities have outlawed new data centres despite Silicon Valley’s AI glare.

The UNHINGED Take

Los siete burgueses estropearon el futuro digital, lanza moratorias, ¡qué calamidad! IA sin Wi‑Fi, bulla minera.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED SOLID BRAIN ROT / 10

Los siete burgueses estropearon el futuro digital, lanza moratorias, ¡qué calamidad!

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