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Cyberattack: French bank says online hacking stole around $100 million

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 02:09 pm
Cyberattack: French bank says online hacking stole around $100 million — Spain
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The Straight Version

Credit Mutuel Arkea lost 100 million euros in a cyberattack involving fraudulent bank transfers.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being a bank with top-tier security and still letting hackers treat your vault like a public piggy bank. Absolute incompetence, you bunch of amateur clowns.

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The Bottom Line

PROFESSIONAL DISASTER / 10

Imagine being a bank with top-tier security and still letting hackers treat your vault like a public piggy bank.

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Imagine being a bank with top-tier security and still letting hackers treat your vault like a public piggy bank. PROFESSIONAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/cyberattack-french-bank-says-online-hacking-stole-around #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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