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Indonesia rushes thousands of troops to Jakarta amid wiretap scandal

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 01:41 pm
Indonesia rushes thousands of troops to Jakarta amid wiretap scandal — Spain
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The Straight Version

Indonesia has deployed thousands of troops to Jakarta following a wiretapping scandal involving the nation's president.

The UNHINGED Take

Paranoid elites are playing soldiers in the streets because they are terrified someone heard them selling the country out. A pathetic, tin-pot display of insecurity for a crumbling circus.

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TOTAL SECURITY THEATER / 10

Paranoid elites are playing soldiers in the streets because they are terrified someone heard them selling the country out.

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Paranoid elites are playing soldiers in the streets because they are terrified someone heard them selling the country out. TOTAL SECURITY THEATER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/indonesia-rushes-thousands-of-troops-to-jakarta-amid #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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