The Straight Version
Hakeem Jeffries is positioning himself to replace Mike Johnson as Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.
The UNHINGED Take
Jeffries thinks he can unite a fractured asylum of neoliberal shills and screaming progressives. Watching this suit try to manage that circus is going to be the most hilarious collapse in DC history.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL POLITICAL CAR CRASH / 10
Jeffries thinks he can unite a fractured asylum of neoliberal shills and screaming progressives.
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