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Jailed PKK founder Ocalan moved to new section of Turkish island prison

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 10:24 am
Jailed PKK founder Ocalan moved to new section of Turkish island prison — Spain
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The Straight Version

PKK founder Abdullah Ocalan was transferred to a different section of his prison facility on Imrali island.

The UNHINGED Take

Moving a career insurgent to a new room on his private island is just high-stakes interior design for geriatric terrorists. Türkiye is basically funding a glorified retirement home for a geopolitical fossil.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CIRCUS SHOW / 10

Moving a career insurgent to a new room on his private island is just high-stakes interior design for geriatric terrorists.

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Moving a career insurgent to a new room on his private island is just high-stakes interior design for geriatric terrorists. ABSOLUTE CIRCUS SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/jailed-pkk-founder-ocalan-moved-to-new-section #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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