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US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue?

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 10:30 am
US midterms: Could Senate candidate James Talarico turn Texas blue? — Spain
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The Straight Version

Democrat James Talarico is challenging Republican Ken Paxton for a Texas Senate seat.

The UNHINGED Take

Talarico thinks preaching Jesus to a state that worships oil and guns will turn it blue. Absolute delusion from a man trying to perform a political miracle in a slaughterhouse.

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DELUSIONAL FEVER DREAM / 10

Talarico thinks preaching Jesus to a state that worships oil and guns will turn it blue.

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