The Straight Version
Democrats are banking on Texas midterms to measure the erosion of Republican support in the longtime GOP stronghold.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching Democrats hunt for relevance in Texas is like watching a stray dog chase a tank; you're just waiting for the inevitable, gory splat on the asphalt.

The Bottom Line
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Watching Democrats hunt for relevance in Texas is like watching a stray dog chase a tank; you're just waiting for the inevitable, gory splat on the asphalt.
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Watching Democrats hunt for relevance in Texas is like watching a stray dog chase a tank; you're just waiting for the inevitable, gory splat on the asphalt. TOTAL DELUSIONAL COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/texas-the-democratic-bet-in-the-midterms-to #NZElection20
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