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Texas: The Democratic bet in the midterms to gauge Republican loss of support

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: El País English·3 Nov, 12:45 pm
Texas: The Democratic bet in the midterms to gauge Republican loss of support — Spain
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The Straight Version

Democrats are banking on Texas midterms to measure the erosion of Republican support in the longtime GOP stronghold.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching Democrats hunt for relevance in Texas is like watching a stray dog chase a tank; you're just waiting for the inevitable, gory splat on the asphalt.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL DELUSIONAL COPE / 10

Watching Democrats hunt for relevance in Texas is like watching a stray dog chase a tank; you're just waiting for the inevitable, gory splat on the asphalt.

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Watching Democrats hunt for relevance in Texas is like watching a stray dog chase a tank; you're just waiting for the inevitable, gory splat on the asphalt. TOTAL DELUSIONAL COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/texas-the-democratic-bet-in-the-midterms-to #NZElection20

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