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Transportes reducirá la circulación en la vía Madrid-Sevilla para separar más los trenes hasta que esté en pie el nuevo sistema de seguridad ERTMS

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: El Mundo·3 Nov, 12:42 pm
Transportes reducirá la circulación en la vía Madrid-Sevilla para separar más los trenes hasta que esté en pie el nuevo sistema de seguridad ERTMS — Spain
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The Straight Version

Transportes restricts Madrid-Sevilla train capacity to implement dual-supervision safety protocols until ERTMS upgrades are finished.

The UNHINGED Take

Puente is literally turning the AVE into a glorified snail pace because he cannot keep his own rails from collapsing. What a pathetic circus of incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL TRAIN WRECK / 10

Puente is literally turning the AVE into a glorified snail pace because he cannot keep his own rails from collapsing.

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Puente is literally turning the AVE into a glorified snail pace because he cannot keep his own rails from collapsing. TOTAL TRAIN WRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/transportes-reducir-la-circulaci-n-en-la-v #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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