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At least two killed, 16 injured in school bus accident in eastern France

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·6 Nov, 10:37 am
At least two killed, 16 injured in school bus accident in eastern France — France
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The Straight Version

A school bus crash south of Bourg-en-Bresse has left two dead and sixteen injured.

The UNHINGED Take

French infrastructure is held together by spit and prayers while our drivers pilot these deathtraps like they are auditioning for a horrific remake of Speed.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

French infrastructure is held together by spit and prayers while our drivers pilot these deathtraps like they are auditioning for a horrific remake of Speed.

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French infrastructure is held together by spit and prayers while our drivers pilot these deathtraps like they are auditioning for a horrific remake of Speed. ABSOLUTE NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/at-least-two-killed-16-injured-in-school #NZEl

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