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Blocage lycéen : un élève de 15 ans poignardé en marge d’un blocus, un suspect interpellé

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Le Figaro·5 Nov, 01:27 pm
Blocage lycéen : un élève de 15 ans poignardé en marge d’un blocus, un suspect interpellé — France
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The Straight Version

A 15-year-old was stabbed during a school blockade protest at Lycée Denis-Papin following a heated disagreement.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says revolutionary spirit like gutting a classmate over a barricade dispute. France is just a toddler with a switchblade and a permanent tantrum.

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NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Nothing says revolutionary spirit like gutting a classmate over a barricade dispute.

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Nothing says revolutionary spirit like gutting a classmate over a barricade dispute. NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/blocage-lyc-en-un-l-ve-de-15 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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