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EN DIRECT – Collision ferroviaire en Espagne : au moins 30 morts, selon les autorités

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·28 Oct, 11:51 am
EN DIRECT – Collision ferroviaire en Espagne : au moins 30 morts, selon les autorités — France
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The Straight Version

A high-speed train collision on the Madrid-Andalusia line has resulted in at least 30 fatalities.

The UNHINGED Take

Spanish rail infrastructure is clearly held together by prayers and tape. Another expensive, high-speed death trap proving that even with modern tech, you can still derail life with absolute incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Spanish rail infrastructure is clearly held together by prayers and tape.

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