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EN DIRECT - Espagne : nouvelle catastrophe ferroviaire, plusieurs dizaines de morts et blessés au sud de Madrid

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Le Figaro·28 Oct, 11:46 am
EN DIRECT - Espagne : nouvelle catastrophe ferroviaire, plusieurs dizaines de morts et blessés au sud de Madrid — France
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The Straight Version

Two trains collided near Urda, Spain, resulting in dozens of casualties and injuries.

The UNHINGED Take

Renfe clearly hired blind toddlers to manage the signals. Another day, another catastrophic Spanish train disaster that makes a tortoise look like a high-speed bullet.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Renfe clearly hired blind toddlers to manage the signals.

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