The Straight Version
Paris police banned CGT and Gilets Jaunes protests on October 31, imposing curfews in two districts.
The UNHINGED Take
The prefecture is terrified of a few angry retirees in high-vis vests. Imagine calling yourself a democracy while acting like a paranoid state-run playground monitor.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FRENCH ABSURDITY / 10
The prefecture is terrified of a few angry retirees in high-vis vests.
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The prefecture is terrified of a few angry retirees in high-vis vests. COLOSSAL FRENCH ABSURDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/en-direct-manifestations-du-31-octobre-paris-les #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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