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«Nuit des ténèbres», «sit-in devant l’Assemblée», imbroglio autour du cortège parisien… À quoi faut-il s’attendre pour l’«acte III» des mobilisations ?

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Le Figaro·30 Oct, 11:16 am
«Nuit des ténèbres», «sit-in devant l’Assemblée», imbroglio autour du cortège parisien… À quoi faut-il s’attendre pour l’«acte III» des mobilisations ? — France
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The Straight Version

French activists and unions are mobilizing for a third consecutive Saturday of nationwide protests.

The UNHINGED Take

Another weekend of cosplay revolutionaries blocking traffic for a dopamine hit while the country burns. Just once, try holding a job instead of a picket sign.

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Another weekend of cosplay revolutionaries blocking traffic for a dopamine hit while the country burns.

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