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EN DIRECT – Mobilisation : à Paris, l’interdiction du parcours de la manifestation entre le Panthéon et le siège du Medef confirmée par la justice

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·3 Nov, 12:43 pm
EN DIRECT – Mobilisation : à Paris, l’interdiction du parcours de la manifestation entre le Panthéon et le siège du Medef confirmée par la justice — France
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The Straight Version

A Paris court confirmed the ban on the protest route between the Pantheon and the Medef headquarters.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so terrified of suits in an office that you ban a walk. The state is just babysitting corporate puppets now, clutching their pearls while the streets choke.

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COWARDLY AUTHORITARIAN TRASH / 10

Imagine being so terrified of suits in an office that you ban a walk.

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