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Le prix Goncourt 2026 est décerné à Philippe Jaenada pour «l’Inconnue du quai de Javel»

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·3 Nov, 12:35 pm
Le prix Goncourt 2026 est décerné à Philippe Jaenada pour «l’Inconnue du quai de Javel» — France
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The Straight Version

Philippe Jaenada wins the 2026 Prix Goncourt for his book L'Inconnue du quai de Javel.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting joyful over a ten euro check that barely covers a piss-poor café au lait. This bourgeois literary circus is the ultimate French farce for people who love smelling their own farts.

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COLOSSAL PRETENTIOUS WASTE / 10

Imagine acting joyful over a ten euro check that barely covers a piss-poor café au lait.

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Imagine acting joyful over a ten euro check that barely covers a piss-poor café au lait. COLOSSAL PRETENTIOUS WASTE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/le-prix-goncourt-2026-est-d-cern-philippe #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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