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Grain under fire: Russian, Ukrainian Black Sea attacks threaten food supply

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 12:10 pm
Grain under fire: Russian, Ukrainian Black Sea attacks threaten food supply — France
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The Straight Version

Russian and Ukrainian strikes on Black Sea shipping routes are jeopardizing global grain exports and inflating food prices.

The UNHINGED Take

The world is starving because two toddlers are throwing missiles at grain silos instead of sandcastles. Absolute circus of absolute incompetence.

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COLLECTIVE HUMAN FAILURE / 10

The world is starving because two toddlers are throwing missiles at grain silos instead of sandcastles.

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The world is starving because two toddlers are throwing missiles at grain silos instead of sandcastles. COLLECTIVE HUMAN FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/grain-under-fire-russian-ukrainian-black-sea-attacks #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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