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US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as midterm elections start

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 12:12 pm
US strikes Iran's Qeshm Island as midterm elections start — France
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The Straight Version

The US bombed Iranian targets on Qeshm Island immediately before the crucial midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Desperate American ghouls are vaporizing sand just to distract voters from five-dollar gasoline. It is a pathetic, blood-soaked campaign stunt played out by absolute warmongering muppets.

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TOXIC THEATRE / 10

Desperate American ghouls are vaporizing sand just to distract voters from five-dollar gasoline.

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