The Straight Version
Indonesia deployed thousands of troops to Jakarta following a major wiretapping scandal targeting the president.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking sending soldiers will fix a tapped phone instead of just buying an encrypted app like a normal paranoid dictator. Absolute banana republic performance art at its finest.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BANANA REPUBLIC / 10
Imagine thinking sending soldiers will fix a tapped phone instead of just buying an encrypted app like a normal paranoid dictator.
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Imagine thinking sending soldiers will fix a tapped phone instead of just buying an encrypted app like a normal paranoid dictator. TOTAL BANANA REPUBLIC / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/indonesia-rushes-thousands-of-troops-to-jakarta-amid #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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