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Italian chef fired after refusing to put pineapple on pizza

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 07:56 am
Italian chef fired after refusing to put pineapple on pizza — France
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The Straight Version

An Australian restaurant fired an Italian chef for refusing to put pineapple on his pizzas.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being such a culinary illiterate that you fire a man for having a shred of dignity. These Aussie bogans probably consider tomato sauce a five-course meal.

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The Bottom Line

CULINARY HATE CRIME / 10

Imagine being such a culinary illiterate that you fire a man for having a shred of dignity.

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