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South Korea plans to expand anti-piracy operations closer to Hormuz Strait

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 07:44 am
South Korea plans to expand anti-piracy operations closer to Hormuz Strait — France
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The Straight Version

South Korea is expanding its naval Cheonghae unit patrols near the Hormuz Strait due to US pressure.

The UNHINGED Take

Seoul is happily sprinting toward a proxy war just to play errand boy for Washington. Nothing screams geopolitical genius like babysitting oil tankers in a powder keg for free.

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GEOPOLITICAL SUICIDE / 10

Seoul is happily sprinting toward a proxy war just to play errand boy for Washington.

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