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The Straight Version
🔴 Iran's Revolutionary Guards behind cyberattacks on supermarket fridges, says French FM
The UNHINGED Take
"🔴 Irans Revolutionary Guards behind cyberattacks on supermarket fridges, says French FM" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"🔴 Irans Revolutionary Guards behind cyberattacks on supermarket fridges, says French FM" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
"🔴 Irans Revolutionary Guards behind cyberattacks on supermarket fridges, says French FM" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/irans-revolutionary-guards-behind-cyberattacks-on-supermarket-fridges #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥