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Jake Paul to fight MMA star Cedric Doumbe

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 03:13 pm
Jake Paul to fight MMA star Cedric Doumbe — France
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The Straight Version

Jake Paul will face MMA fighter Cedric Doumbe in a boxing match in Dubai.

The UNHINGED Take

Jaws? No, Jake's jaws chew the soul of actual combat. Doumbe, the French algorithmic flicker; he’ll struggle with a YouTuber who thinks a cage is a PowerPoint slide.

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The Bottom Line

SIMPLICIAL FALSY / 10

Jaws?

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