The Straight Version
Michael Mann accidentally shot himself while holstering a firearm at a Los Angeles shooting range.
The UNHINGED Take
The man who directed the greatest heist movie in history just performed the most pathetic self-own of the century. Directing Heat clearly didn't teach him how to handle a basic sidearm.

The Bottom Line
AMATEUR HOUR / 10
The man who directed the greatest heist movie in history just performed the most pathetic self-own of the century.
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