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Le cinéaste Michael Mann s’est accidentellement tiré dessus lors d’un entraînement

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·2 Nov, 10:00 am
Le cinéaste Michael Mann s’est accidentellement tiré dessus lors d’un entraînement — France
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The Straight Version

Michael Mann accidentally shot himself while holstering a firearm at a Los Angeles shooting range.

The UNHINGED Take

The man who directed the greatest heist movie in history just performed the most pathetic self-own of the century. Directing Heat clearly didn't teach him how to handle a basic sidearm.

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The man who directed the greatest heist movie in history just performed the most pathetic self-own of the century.

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