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Mère fichée, arme non-chargée, accusations d’agressions sexuelles… Ce que l’on sait de la séquestration qui a eu lieu dans une école à Nice lundi

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·3 Nov, 07:16 pm
Mère fichée, arme non-chargée, accusations d’agressions sexuelles… Ce que l’on sait de la séquestration qui a eu lieu dans une école à Nice lundi — France
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The Straight Version

A woman was arrested after attacking a kindergarten director and teacher in Nice.

The UNHINGED Take

She kicked the badge, slashed a director, and turned a nursery into a playground for war. The squeaky‑tooth policy of Nice now looks like a clown parade.

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The Bottom Line

STAGE FRIGGING / 10

She kicked the badge, slashed a director, and turned a nursery into a playground for war.

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She kicked the badge, slashed a director, and turned a nursery into a playground for war. STAGE FRIGGING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/m-re-fich-e-arme-non-charg-e #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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