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Trickle or tsunami? Democrats eye gains in US midterm elections

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·3 Nov, 07:18 pm
Trickle or tsunami? Democrats eye gains in US midterm elections — France
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The Straight Version

Democrats chase congressional gains in the upcoming US midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats dream of wave, but their wobbly platform mirrors a limp baguette, while Trump watches the tide dissolve like a forgotten croissant.

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The Bottom Line

Baguette Busted / 10

Democrats dream of wave, but their wobbly platform mirrors a limp baguette, while Trump watches the tide dissolve like a forgotten croissant.

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Democrats dream of wave, but their wobbly platform mirrors a limp baguette, while Trump watches the tide dissolve like a forgotten croissant. Baguette Busted / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/trickle-or-tsunami-democrats-eye-gains-in-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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