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Pierre Bayard met «Vertigo» sur le divan

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·6 Nov, 10:36 am
Pierre Bayard met «Vertigo» sur le divan — France
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The Straight Version

Pierre Bayard publishes a critical analytical study dissecting Alfred Hitchcock’s film Vertigo.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so chronically bored that you need to psychoanalyze a fictional dead director’s movie just to feel alive. Put the book down and get a real hobby, you pretentious academic hack.

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COLOSSAL BOREDOM / 10

Imagine being so chronically bored that you need to psychoanalyze a fictional dead director’s movie just to feel alive.

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