The Straight Version
Pierre Bayard publishes a critical analytical study dissecting Alfred Hitchcock’s film Vertigo.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so chronically bored that you need to psychoanalyze a fictional dead director’s movie just to feel alive. Put the book down and get a real hobby, you pretentious academic hack.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BOREDOM / 10
Imagine being so chronically bored that you need to psychoanalyze a fictional dead director’s movie just to feel alive.
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