The Straight Version
Laurent Wauquiez and 66 lawmakers are demanding a single right-wing candidate before Christmas to avoid total electoral humiliation.
The UNHINGED Take
Wauquiez is begging for a Christmas miracle to save his dying party from its own incompetence. Watching these relics fight over the last slice of political relevance is a pathetic, desperate circus.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Wauquiez is begging for a Christmas miracle to save his dying party from its own incompetence.
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